HELP! New to Sex
 

Well, I am quite inexperienced in sex and only did it once before with my ex. So far when I try to do it again, I was quite embarrassed when I can't insert properly and in the end didn't manage to do it right. Then become quite kanchiong and sian. What's the easiest position to master or any advice for newbie like me?

All valid suggestions are welcome. Thanks!

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Don't zap me(Ok you can't zap), here's are my tips.

Practice with a fruit? LOL.
May sound gross but actually it's still ok.
My first entrance was with a Papaya.

Bought a small papaya. Dig out a small hole using a spoon, the hole is around the size of my dick. (Dig it at the tip of the papaya, don't dig it on the middle). Then take a chopstick and poke some small airholes in the papaya(to allow air to escape when u insert ur dick). Finally, you may wanna add some "specials"(extra Lubricant, KY Jelly if u have them, etc etc) into the papaya. If you don't have those, it's ok as the seeds are already a good addon, it's also quite slippery inside.
Then just PUMP away.

To be extra Naughty:
After pumping and cumming. You can cut up the papaya, remove those seeds and blend it and add some milk. Now treat some of your female friends the PAPAYA MILK(with "proteins"). They won't realize anything =)
Love to see them drinking down the whole cup of Papaya milk =)

Lol. I hope i don't get zap for that :p

Re: HELP! New to Sex
 

there was the American Pie.... Now the Singapore Papaya... :D

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Watch porn or u must be a nerd.

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Read these:-

How To Discover the Best Sex Positions | How To Do Things.com

Sex Positions Pictures - Pictures of Various Sex Positions

Sex tip of the Day - Week of September 28th, 2009 - AskMen.com

:cool:

Re: HELP! New to Sex
 

O.o
American Pie had that?
I didn't watch American Pie, but i got that Idea from Good Luck Chuck.
Also masturbating with a Fruit.

But it sure feels good. I wonder if my Sister drank that Papaya Milk. Hmmmm.

Re: HELP! New to Sex
 

Hi TS ,

Let go of $50 from your wallet & allow the experience girls in geylang to do it while you can learn from there,
You need real life experience to learn. There's nothing to be ashame of actually, everyone starts as a newbie.
Once you have master it, you are ready to let the girls drop their heads in awe :D

Re: HELP! New to Sex
 

Find yourself a gf or wife...practise together while watching porn...dun waste money on whore...:)

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hi bros, thanks for the suggestions and the helpful links.

as expected, got zapped by some bros here for being newbie.

once again, sorry for being one and i guess those who zapped me haven't been a newbie before.

please keep the suggestions coming. thanks!

Re: HELP! New to Sex
 

if u love the person and communicate well....I don think will have problem. Yea...So both of u 2 just explore tgt :)

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Do like what samster DNAT does... he fuck spiders.. :D

on a more serious note... this type of thing no need to teach...
do it a few more times and you automatic know how to..
part of human nature..:p

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Hmmm......ask you mama :)

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Very useful links, Bro.

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I second Geminizzzzz suggestion as you already having problem doing it with your gf. After the WL's session, you will not be kan chiong anymore.:). Not mean to encourage you to look for WL's but they are experience with newbie like you.

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What you lack is sexperience and to overcome that you have to go out and look for a sexperience partner to take the lead...so all you do is just lie down like a dead fish and let her ride you...slowly once you get the hang of it...you will be the one leading the ride...;);)

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I just burst out in tear. At first I thought that you are going to tell him to use Live Squid after plunking out it head.

Another way you can learn is by control you emotion. When you are gen zhang, this make your partners tense up too. If your barrel is not hard enough or the girl is not wet, you will find it difficult to insert in. Finger her first till she is ready.

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NB...make love is man's nature instinct also don't know!You either enter the wrong hole that's all but the feeling is still the same.:D

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Wah Spider got eight legs,TS can hold two legs...remaining Six legs who holds:confused::D

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Good advice.....I was thinking of asking him to try with a piece of meat hehehe! I saw that in a HK soft porn comedy movie!

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well said hehe:D