Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Hey there, my future partner in crime,
How do you define as quality time?
Perhaps you ask what misdeeds I endeavor,
But rest assured, mischief doesn't mix with mass murder.

Just a little bit of spice with sweetness,
Looking for a kindred soul who understand loneliness.
Someone who appreciates the quirky side of things,
Unafraid to be spontaneous and full of high jinks.

Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
If anybody will understand my prose.
Enlighten me and show me the way,
To find me a soul mate who is here to stay.

Yours Sincerely,

Hera the insatiable curious mind. :p

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Depends on what the crime is , i might be able to show you the way .:D

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Haha... Crime is a very general word. Perhaps you will like to elaborate more? :p

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Hmmm.... Singing and drinking , get drunk and have breakfast served in bed :confused:

or you prefer to kidnap people's mom , nowadays its the IN thing .

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Singing is good. Tick.
Drinking is devilish. Half tick.
Getting drunk and vomiting. Epic fail. Cross.
Breakfast served in bed is yummy! Tick.
Add one delicious server wearing nothing except an apron. Bonus tick.

Wahahaha...

What's the fun in kidnapping people's mum, imagine being nagged at for 24 hours... :eek:

"Xiao mei ar, why you like that... How come you kidnap people? No good you know? Blah blah.."

"Auntie got no money la, everyday must go market, whats more now old liao, need the money to pay hospital bills. And next time coffin who will buy for me? Blah blah..."

"Why you kidnap me, later the mata will catch you, and you kena jail for long long time.. Not worth it la.. Blah blah.."

Better to kidnap a handsome young man, fit and able bodied to help me do housework. Lolx!

Cheers!

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

i bet the fit and able bodied handsome young man , will be doing more than just house chores :D

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

wow you very experienced hor??
so you were fit and handsome and young once upon a time ago?:p

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

I still am my dear :cool:

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

ooohhh really?? wahhh *drools*:p

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Hello to the curious Hera
You have come to the right area
Before we embark on any crime
Also need to know if you are the right partner in mind.

For starters are you 'gong' or 'bu'?
If you are 'gong', then it will be boo! to you
If you are a young chio bu,
Then many people will rush to you like a bull.

Unfortunately uncle here is in a bind
No many opportunities to spend quality time
But I can try to talk cock sing song
Hope this will make you song song

When you song song ...
Remember to help me 'song'!
Lonely no more you will be
With the little time you can spend with me

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

WoW.

All the Peeps here....

Hokkien Little Bit., AngMoh No Limit.

Clap Clap for All.

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Just a light note and bump of sis Hera thread....

Sis. Changi can many type of partner in crime......!!! :p:D joking good luck.

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Wah! herafeen79 sis looking! :p

many will apply! those applicants short listed, please be fit, able-bodied and humourous, and lastly, best of luck to you! :D

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Tiagong TS is chiobu wife of Zeus?
:eek:

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Oh it depends on many factors. Lolx!

That's what I also want to know... :p

Hmmmm? Ears perking up...

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Yo sweet Bigbrudder, I assure you it's true.
Hera may be curious, but she is not a fool.
Whether gong or bu, I think its obvious now.
Unless the eye "pah stamp", and she become a cow.

Not exactly young or ultimately gorgeous,
Just a simple lady who is born to be curious.
It's flattering to be considered as popular,
but I can only charm with wits and humor.

I appreciate the talk cock sing song,
It helps to cure boredom and makes one's spirit strong.
But stimulating physical desires, that's really an art,
Depends on chemistry, that's important for a start.

Cheers!

Hera.

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Haha... Nothing better than a little verbosity. :p

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Haha... Those are hardened criminals, not my type. :D

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Wahahaha... I won't say that I am exactly searching. Just to see if fate comes my way. :p

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Hm..

First, who is Tiagong? I am sure I am not gong, or pretending to be gong in any way. So please elaborate.

Second, good to hear that you know your Greek mythology, but rest assured that Zeus haven't reincarnate yet, so Hera is lost in the vast universe.

Third, Chiobu or not. Very subjective.

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

so will you be kidnapping him??

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Will you :confused::confused:

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By now my alluring Hera
I can sense your chio bu aura
Uncle's eye not yet 'Tah' Stamp
Can still take a peep whenever I can

The cow you are not but I am
Young and popular, I hope to have them
I hear you are curious, you say
But curiosity kills the cat, they say

Worry not, my alluring Hera
Chemistry was not a strong subject, in my schooling era
But 'stimulating physical desires'
Is one of the few things I can seek pleasures.

With work piling up
Not sure how long I can keep this up
Nice to know someone like you is out there
To hell with work for all I care

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

with the time taken for these poems , im very sure "To hell with work for all I care "

anyway , great effort . Upz u 10 pts

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Thanks for the points, not necessary but appreciated.

There will always be people in the office who chor bor. I aspire to be the best of the lot. :D

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Tiagong is 听说 or hearsay... but not the "I heard a rumour" per say... Just a figurative speech... Though many had misunderstood... U understand?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGdofqaLsAQ

I understand... Chiobu or Yandao... Very subjective... Usually end up being gay.

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Hahaha... Well written I have to say. :p

Just curious, may I know how "young" you are?

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Oh you mean, 听说... Haha! I thought you said Tia Gong -> Pretending to be stupid. My bad, too many pronunciations already. my apologies for the misunderstanding. :)

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

I think whoever gets to be the significant other of herafeen will enjoy a lady who is rather intellectually stimulating. Rather learned lady with the social graces deserving of a lady.

If she is still working in the same industry, its noble profession is worthy of the utmost respect from every apex of society. No easy feat ;)

Looks: 7.5 to me.

I shall not divulge any more......Shall let the lucky guy discover more.

Cheers,

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

you know her personally :confused: