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power88 25-07-2012 05:56 PM

Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
Last night my childhood buddy friend called me up and told me a very funny incident.
Told me he had engaged a FL service.from the web and was making out at the G place. So far so good as the service report stated, like good KC service...description by him.

Half way making out with the condom still on, he told the gal he need to go toilet, not pee..小便。。。but is 大便 :eek:

I was like WTF..damn paiseh sia...later he told me after making his cakes peacefully, he came out from toilet and the gal was like very irriating and show him the Justice Bao face, 包公脸 :mad:
haha, all in all i think he ended up with a HJ work which dunno how the gal rejected for the FJ. LOL...

While on the other hand, i just couldn't stop laughing:D and mutter out

老大, 我真是服了你


Any one had similar encounter before?
For me i at most got the urge to pee while massaging halfway...never in my life got such 'privilege' yet :p

Sirrus 25-07-2012 06:32 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
pee yes shit is a nono but when doing the deed the body will always switch off the urge to pee or shit

so unless he must be not horny enff or tummy must be fking pain

power88 25-07-2012 07:40 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirrus (Post 7518606)
pee yes shit is a nono but when doing the deed the body will always switch off the urge to pee or shit

so unless he must be not horny enff or tummy must be fking pain

I will confirm with him the cause tonight...

I think might be due to anxiety or nervous...as I know my firend is not a regular cheongster, and seldom have such FL services before..:)

asdfghjkl 25-07-2012 08:48 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
big job is normal.. guess its the WL reaction that tickles u.. :ol

power88 25-07-2012 09:24 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
Ok, had confirmed with my friend earlier on..

Is because he had taken hot spicy stuffs for dinner near Bugis...before Action.

都是麻辣火锅惹的祸 :D

He had a weak stomach.

Johnston 27-07-2012 02:05 AM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
if he had a weak stomach and didnt often have sex with people not his gf, why did he still go and eat hot spicy food... :D

littlepok 27-07-2012 10:37 AM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
better than pumping missionary and shit onto the FL ass right... horror story

1bbcd5 27-07-2012 11:01 AM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
pee yes shit is a nono but when doing the deed the body will always switch off the urge to pee or shit

power88 27-07-2012 11:16 AM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnston (Post 7525509)
if he had a weak stomach and didnt often have sex with people not his gf, why did he still go and eat hot spicy food... :D

I heard my friend said he got a treat from his contractor or associate...
Maybe Lu eat Lu Horny...:D

tomcat007 27-07-2012 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littlepok
better than pumping missionary and shit onto the FL ass right... horror story

This one still ok. Knn .., wait shit while the FL is ass rimming???

sane1 27-07-2012 01:20 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by power88 (Post 7518472)
Told me he had engaged a FL service.

I was like WTF..damn paiseh sia...later he told me after making his cakes peacefully, he came out from toilet and the gal was like very irriating and show him the Justice Bao face, 包公脸 :mad:
p

Seriously, i dun understand what the FL was pissed. She was FL, not FB n was paid to do the job, not foc.

callmebad 27-07-2012 02:09 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
your friend taught us a lesson
while doing with a chicken, cannot stop halfway,have to shit in the bed if it is necessary.

Miklitov 27-07-2012 02:13 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
Haha, imagine if she did that to you. How you will react

middaymoon 27-07-2012 02:36 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
during my last reservist session to Taiwan during R&R...
we all went to some disco for drinks and I have a bit too much...:rolleyes:

on the way back to the hotel...some okt engaged us...being high and horny..me n my buddy went on to get his girls....

IMMEDIATELY after my biz with the girl was done....I rush to the toilet bowl to vomit....:D....kekek...think the girl must have been really turn off...

hohohoh.....

out from top or bottom...i think same same pissed...but lucky i finished job liao...keke

power88 27-07-2012 03:18 PM

Re: Any one encounter such funny happening before?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by callmebad (Post 7527440)
your friend taught us a lesson
while doing with a chicken, cannot stop halfway,have to shit in the bed if it is necessary.

:eek:If I would have done that...I think i'll have a very Longgg time dun dare to go hotel makeout liao...especially that room if I would have shift-ed:D:D


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