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sbf4life 15-04-2007 08:39 AM
Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
As above

1. Is it in already?

2. What's your name again?

3. You remind me of my ex.......bla bla bla...

Anymore? :D

desk13 15-04-2007 08:53 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
Yours is not as big as my ex

Eye Candy 15-04-2007 09:02 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by desk13 (Post 1966637)
Yours is not as big as my ex
Huh, you the gal???

cassanova 15-04-2007 09:08 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
plus dun do half way say out another person name....:p

diver69er 15-04-2007 09:17 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
Girl to guy : 'When was the last time u saw your own dick without the aid of a mirror??':(
For those who dun get it.......it means U R FAT !!

BatistaSG 15-04-2007 09:19 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
If this is the 1st time, don't say things like remember we used to do this & that?

ANOA1 15-04-2007 09:29 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
Accidentally call out your ex name

steamystreamsg 15-04-2007 09:54 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
You are not up to my expectation

=WK= 15-04-2007 09:56 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by desk13 (Post 1966637)
Yours is not as big as my ex
or worse... she said "yours so small ah?". after that really no mood and it became smaller :(

Newb_Braun 15-04-2007 11:26 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
how about You remind me of your mother or

Is that the right hole? I don't want you to get pregnant. :D

no offence meant :D

jasonng 15-04-2007 11:38 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
The best to a girl would be "Am I your first?" hahahaha

Thamtham 15-04-2007 11:42 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
Boy to girl - Hey,who that guy in that photo?
Girl to boy - Oh, that's me before my sex change operation :D

jasonng 15-04-2007 11:52 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
avoid words like mini, flat, airport... always compliment, especially SG girls.

JWNY 15-04-2007 11:57 AM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
My contirbutions

- "You WOKE me up for THAT?!"

- Person 1: "This is your first time... right?"
- Person 2: "Yeah... today"

- "On second thought, let's turn off the lights."

- "Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober..."

- "You're good enough to do this for a living!"

- "Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!"

- " Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

- "If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..."

- "Did I mention my transsexual operation?"

- "Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! "

- "When would you like to meet my parents?" (i really hate this one :cool: )

- "So that's why they call you MR. Flash! "

JWNY

lobang_king 15-04-2007 01:08 PM
Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
 
haha bro that a good one.

i also have one, when doing with girlfriend, don;t say " your sister also like this position" :D

[QUOTE=JWNY;1966931
- "So that's why they call you MR. Flash! "
[/QUOTE]


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