Singing is good. Tick.
Drinking is devilish. Half tick.
Getting drunk and vomiting. Epic fail. Cross.
Breakfast served in bed is yummy! Tick.
Add one delicious server wearing nothing except an apron. Bonus tick.
Wahahaha...
What's the fun in kidnapping people's mum, imagine being nagged at for 24 hours...
"Xiao mei ar, why you like that... How come you kidnap people? No good you know? Blah blah.."
"Auntie got no money la, everyday must go market, whats more now old liao, need the money to pay hospital bills. And next time coffin who will buy for me? Blah blah..."
"Why you kidnap me, later the mata will catch you, and you kena jail for long long time.. Not worth it la.. Blah blah.."
Better to kidnap a handsome young man, fit and able bodied to help me do housework. Lolx!
Cheers!