Courtesy of masterwanker's template (My Satirical Nonsense).
Me:
Race = Chinese
Looks = Mirror didn't crack.
Height = 168.
Weight = Haven't broken any chairs so far.
Age = 30s is the new 20s!
Body = Smoking hot in my own altered reality.
Don't smoke, can't drink for nuts.
Love tattoos especially well designed ones.
Personality:
Retrospective and melancholic in thought. Occasionally mischievous when the mood is right. Adventurous soul, enjoys ktv and hearing people abuse the microphone is horrific ways. Secretly feels proud when able to go to the gym and work on the machines or weights without looking like an idiot. Also has the vanity to look my best on the treadmill, even when I'm running my last lap and feel like going to pengsang on the ground like a piece of roadkill.
Tool: I have got two. A handful, more or less depending and how large your metacarpals are.
Him:
Race = Chinese usually, I'm conservative in that sense.
Looks = Just as long they don't cause any accidents.
Looks (what my brain says secretly): 帅哥 who looks damn cool brooding at the corner, plus point if he comes with a wicked motorcycle looking as bad ass as him. Muahaha!
Height = Taller than me. I don't want to induce any sense of inadequacy.
Weight = Proportionate. If you are a beefcake, you can't be skinny. If you are like G dragon pattern more than badminton, you can't be obese. Don't need to be modelesque, after all we ain't seeking for perfection.
Age = 30s preferably, lived a little.
Balls = As long as can balance.
Hair = Still there.
Body = Refer to Weight for further instructions.
Legs = Able to run fast when chased by an angry mob.
Non smoker = Makes my eyes water. Wrong organ, it should be make my mouth water.
Drinker = Indifferent. Will help you call Grab/Uber when you are dead drunk. May or may not help you put parking coupon for your overdue car, depending on my short term memory.
Tattoo = Hell yes!
Personality (perhaps a ten page essay on personality traits and all the Myers Briggs stuff is required):
Just joking! Lolx. I'm an INFJ though for those who like their brains pickled.
Therefore = Basically easy going with a wry sense of humor and ability to laugh at the stupidest things.
The sexy intellectual is always a turn on.
Clean, hygienic and free of transmissible diseases (you can be the poster boy for CDC).
Your entitlement:
Tea lover, Cat Cafe bandit (I always wanted the fluffy one), KTV kaki, fill in your own _____.
Whatever that rocks your boat.
