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Originally Posted by Ahh_Boi
Well, if some disgruntled rejected Bros will “Helos, Polis!”, GG liao.
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If she do this to a certain bro in our forum last time she already ganna jialat jialat.
And pls lah don't ever put this on adverts. You put one then you get a few more and before you know it age restriction become a criteria for selecting customers. 成和体统! Pls think properly before you make such requests.
Just for fun, here is a few more disclaimers:
Pls note, this ML do not take customers uglier than Andy Lau.
Pls note, ML has the rights to reject you at door step, if you do not her carrot selecting criteria.
Pls note, MLs can aeroplane you anytime at their convenience, manage your own risk when booking.
Pls note that if your dick is longer than 5", ML reserves the right not to perform sensual.
Lol.
