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Originally Posted by Blu3
Legend has it that knights of round has been protecting an ancient artefact named the "Golden Pussy". This mysterious artefact as described in lost scriptures only opens up to the selected ones, showering them with tremendous joy. They can be sometimes found on several hosts at one period. Folktale in the villages tell that the golden pussy will only appear when one drop a thousand pieces of gold into the pond-of-no-refund.
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I also hearsay legend part 2 has it that the squire of the knights, who can only carry his masters' sword and feed his horse; cleaned and laundered his inner wears, watched from afar the knight he serves protecting the 'Golden Pussy', hiding outside the tent fantasising when his master pleasures himself. He bought himself some grapes, and realised it is damned sour, but squire being squire, can only lament and bitch and moan. When the master finally goes to rest, he dove into the pond in search of the thousand pieces of gold but found only seaweeds and mud. One day the master says it is time to part and for him to find his own golden pussy. The squire finally left and became a knight himself, unwittingly also protecting another ancient artifact, the 'Bronze Pussy'. While it only cost a five hundred bronze pieces, he never fails to dive back into the pond trying to retrieve it. The only saving grace is the bronze pussy only appeared once in his lifetime. In modern time, it is called tio toto.
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