[retsoor]

Experts like Anh DepTrai can make every girl he wants eat out of his hands. Amateurs like me have to rely on the quantity approach: I fish for many girls, and 3 out of 10 will dump me.
So I hear a lot of excuses. Two of my favourites:

1) Anh oi! Can not come by motorby today, verry sunny, not good for em!

2) Anh oi! Have rain coming! Can not come now.