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Originally Posted by casannova03
moral of story is :
Its a MUST to wear your helmet whenever you are riding...
Just follow SG law...
law of SG cannot be wrong!!!  |
Bro, law of SG is not always right leh. Before you do anything, evaluate yr risk tolerance level first.
Cat 1 - fucking scary cat
Scared of making the gal pregnant, scared of TD, scared of commitment etc, in simple words - scared of almost anything and anybody
Recommendation - stay a virgin for the rest of yr life. During times of urge, watch XXX rated movies and PCC. But be warned, if you never wash yr hands first before PCC, u may be infected with HIV.
Cat 2 - Fuck With Care
Needs to fuck but needs to take precaution. No condom = no fuck. No BBBJ, only BJ. No frenching with WL. Hygenic fucker.
Recommendation - Stay away from Red Light district. The best sex partner is yr Christain wife that prays before fucking. But be warned, u may not die of HIV but will die of pocket cancer due to the high level of donation to church and pastor who will pray for your fuck to be safe.
cat 3 - Normal Fucker
High Sex drive, likes BBBJ but declines raw. if raw with WL once in a while, will convince oneself that the vietnamese whore is only sleeping with you and not anyone else. Even dreams that the Viet WL only seat with customer at JC without going for fuck sessions with customers, typical dreamer
Recommendation; There's one such dreamer at every corner of the street. Good chap.
Cat 4 - High Street Fucker
high Sex drive. Raw or no raw, no care. As long as he feels good and can release his urge, he's satisfied. Feels love when the lady raw with him and he knows this lady raw with many others.
Recommendation: Depends on luck. Some raw for a life time and is stillsafe, while others raw once and kanna big time.
Cat 5 - Anything and anybody fucker
Super high sex drive. Fucks anybody and anything that moves. from the Chao Ah Hua at Changi to the hole in his pillow, he fucks anything and anyone with hole.
Recommendation: Best partner for you is the piece of pork from the market. Desperate and hopeless, even the fatty gal on IRC is a good fuck.