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Old 05-02-2012, 10:46 AM
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Re: Bukit Timah ACtion

Hi Bros

In all my years of cheonging this is one of the worst service I had, but yet I enjoyed myself throughly, want to know why? Read on!

Went to this place, think seasoned bros who cheong BTimah should know where. Walked around really dont see anything I liked, but was a little horny so went to this place that I had been to previously, that offers full.

Got a milf stats below:

Think her name starts with G... Grace? Gloria? One of those G english names.

Looks: 5.8 (think she's the best looking one in the joint)
Bod: 5 (A cup)
early 30s
Massage: 4 (not piano but only 1 move and always rub shoulders, I had better shoulder massages from girls that wash my hair!)
Attitude: 0.5
GFE -1
Damage: $30 for 45mins + $100 for full.

So looking at the stats above how did I enjoy myself you might ask? Read on!

When I first went in, she was dressed in this white 1 piece dress with black poka dots. Looks like those 70s housewife or those non-executive admin clerks. Looks demure, but when open her mouth was quite rough. Entire session keep talking to her colleagues across the curtain. Answer phone twice, damn lousy service.

When special started, she offered HJ, I asked for BJ and she did not remove her dress and cannot grope, so I up-ed the stakes and said do you do full, and she said anything lah. So I wanted to remove her dress, CANNOT! She pulled down her panties and expect me to insert, I told her havent even hard how to insert, she gave me a half ass BJ and told me to insert in with I was half hard. That wasnt a problem cause she was loose below anyway lol. When doing it wanted to neck her she push me away, finally got to see her a cup boob and suck her nips but she was very unwilling. Ask me if I cum already after 2 mins... Her facial expression was extremely unwilling and even disgusted with me. Think it also painful for her cause she's too dry which is obvious when she refused to allow me any form of petting and foreplay! WORST SERVICE EVER IN MY ILLUSTRIOUS CHEONGING CARREER!

HOWEVER! It was also one of the best sessions I had... Want to know why? Because I have a creative mind with excellent imagination haha... I took a look at her, I was extremely too-lan at this stage... And then it clicked....

She really looked as if I was raping her!!! Her unwillingness and her pain expression and look of disgust... ALL MATCHES! I imagined myself raping one of those office clerk types on a office table, massage bed quite high also looks like the same height as office furniture. So I grabbed her shoulders banged her hard! Tried to kiss her she struggle some more GOOD!! Necked her super struggle GOOD! Took out my saliva filled tongue and licked her face and neck, she was struggling like she was being raped... Man that was so farking hot!! I lived out my Japan AV Rape fantasy... And it lasted long!! Bros, I am at the age where my dick has a mind of it's own... If service is excellent and if gal is pretty I cum in like a minute! But if service is screwed up and the gal is not attractive, I am superman!

All in all HORRIBLE service!! Farked up attitude!! Excellent session hahahah....Paid and fark off.

As with all my FRs the above is my honest opinion and true personal experience. No offence to any bros here.

Cheers and good weekend
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