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Originally Posted by sengseng
An American Chimpanzee went to China to visit his uncle. Somehow rather he got himself lost in the Sichuan woods. A group of pandas were enjoying their bamboo leaves lunch. Seeing this strange creature in their territories . The leader stood up and asked : Who are you?
I am Chimpanzee (JAPAN SEA). What ! you are from Japan Sea. Then you must be a Japanese.
Hey! Gang ! Let’s show this Japan Sea our KUNG FU Panda. Hearing these, the American Chimpanzee ran for his life. KEKEKE  |
An English oriented Chinese (Hakka) went to see a doctor to cure his STD, but when the doctor mentioned: "I jab penis" The Hakka quickly jumped up and shouted "No Jap-penis, Ngai want DELL you" (No Japanese, I want Diaoyu Islands)