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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87
maybe the coffin comes with the model too? buy 1 free 1?? 
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Why do you think so?
Since the day Sifu Futaba Left KL, I have not set foot here .
On this chilly evening, wearing my wind breaker jacket, I stroll along this Patpong Street of Pudu.
Suddenly 4 popiah promoters approached me, Kor Kor, wanna try our popiah.
1st. one : Kor Kor , look at my HCM papaya , aren’t they big and nice.
2nd one : Kor Kor, look at me, I am snow white, I can make you a snow white popiah.
3rd. One : I can make you happy cos I am a Happy popiah and she smile.
4th one : Very quiet, Starring at me , smiling.
SS: looking at the 4th.one. Why are you not saying anything.
4th one: Shaking her head. Me no speak English, blushing and look away. And muttering popiah lingo to herself.
Suddenly someone tapped my shoulder from behind. I tot it’s a fifth popiah.
Heard a sweet voice from behind “ Da-Ger, Ni lai leh” “Hou Ju Bu Jian”
Oh! It’s the sweet little Princess. So nice to see you . Long Time no see.
And I gave her a big hug. Its cold tonight , isn’t it. Yalor
Where is your nest now? There, she point her finger to the far end.
Then she hold my hands. I got a static shock. Her hands are freezing.
Eh! You hands are very warm leh she said.
Took off my jacket, and put it around her shoulders.
Why dun we go to the Mamak’s store and get somting hot to drink I said to her.
Hao de ! Off we went to the Mamak store to blow water.
After sitting down. After blowing water for a while. She whisper to my right year, oopps I mean right ear. I wanna go to stay in your house tonight.
Aaah! I nearly fell off my chair. Calming myself down and I started to regain myself. I am sorry I cannot take you home cos I am living with my mum and siblings.
Then She said “ I dun care, I want you to accompany me tonight’. Can’t we stay in a hotel or somewhere tonight.
Baobei, I have to work tomorrow leh? I dun care, you are mine tonight raising her voice abit. Then eyes starting to look at my table from all direction.
Thinking to myself : I have not eaten any sticky rice or Lor Mai Kai today, why am I got in a sticky situation tonight. Wo de tian ya. Oh! My Sky, can someone please help me.
*Could this be a Dangerous licence in the making , Ooppss! I mean Dangerous Liaisons.