HELP! New to Sex

[Eyeshield21]

Well, I am quite inexperienced in sex and only did it once before with my ex. So far when I try to do it again, I was quite embarrassed when I can't insert properly and in the end didn't manage to do it right. Then become quite kanchiong and sian. What's the easiest position to master or any advice for newbie like me?

All valid suggestions are welcome. Thanks!

[HalfABSinC]

Don't zap me(Ok you can't zap), here's are my tips.

Practice with a fruit? LOL.
May sound gross but actually it's still ok.
My first entrance was with a Papaya.

Bought a small papaya. Dig out a small hole using a spoon, the hole is around the size of my dick. (Dig it at the tip of the papaya, don't dig it on the middle). Then take a chopstick and poke some small airholes in the papaya(to allow air to escape when u insert ur dick). Finally, you may wanna add some "specials"(extra Lubricant, KY Jelly if u have them, etc etc) into the papaya. If you don't have those, it's ok as the seeds are already a good addon, it's also quite slippery inside.
Then just PUMP away.

To be extra Naughty:
After pumping and cumming. You can cut up the papaya, remove those seeds and blend it and add some milk. Now treat some of your female friends the PAPAYA MILK(with "proteins"). They won't realize anything =)
Love to see them drinking down the whole cup of Papaya milk =)

Lol. I hope i don't get zap for that

[AhNiu]

Originally Posted by HalfABSinC

Don't zap me(Ok you can't zap), here's are my tips.

Practice with a fruit? LOL.
May sound gross but actually it's still ok.
My first entrance was with a Papaya.

Bought a small papaya. Dig out a small hole using a spoon, the hole is around the size of my dick. (Dig it at the tip of the papaya, don't dig it on the middle). Then take a chopstick and poke some small airholes in the papaya(to allow air to escape when u insert ur dick). Finally, you may wanna add some "specials"(extra Lubricant, KY Jelly if u have them, etc etc) into the papaya. If you don't have those, it's ok as the seeds are already a good addon, it's also quite slippery inside.
Then just PUMP away.

To be extra Naughty:
After pumping and cumming. You can cut up the papaya, remove those seeds and blend it and add some milk. Now treat some of your female friends the PAPAYA MILK(with "proteins"). They won't realize anything =)
Love to see them drinking down the whole cup of Papaya milk =)

Lol. I hope i don't get zap for that

there was the American Pie.... Now the Singapore Papaya...

[Niceman]

Watch porn or u must be a nerd.

[BT8888]

Read these:-

How To Discover the Best Sex Positions | How To Do Things.com

Sex Positions Pictures - Pictures of Various Sex Positions

Sex tip of the Day - Week of September 28th, 2009 - AskMen.com

[HalfABSinC]

Originally Posted by AhNiu

there was the American Pie.... Now the Singapore Papaya...

O.o
American Pie had that?
I didn't watch American Pie, but i got that Idea from Good Luck Chuck.
Also masturbating with a Fruit.

But it sure feels good. I wonder if my Sister drank that Papaya Milk. Hmmmm.

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

Originally Posted by Eyeshield21

Well, I am quite inexperienced in sex and only did it once before with my ex. So far when I try to do it again, I was quite embarrassed when I can't insert properly and in the end didn't manage to do it right. Then become quite kanchiong and sian. What's the easiest position to master or any advice for newbie like me?

All valid suggestions are welcome. Thanks!

Hi TS ,

Let go of $50 from your wallet & allow the experience girls in geylang to do it while you can learn from there,
You need real life experience to learn. There's nothing to be ashame of actually, everyone starts as a newbie.
Once you have master it, you are ready to let the girls drop their heads in awe

[Hurricane88]

Find yourself a gf or wife...practise together while watching porn...dun waste money on whore...

[Eyeshield21]

hi bros, thanks for the suggestions and the helpful links.

as expected, got zapped by some bros here for being newbie.

once again, sorry for being one and i guess those who zapped me haven't been a newbie before.

please keep the suggestions coming. thanks!

[Devil4U]

if u love the person and communicate well....I don think will have problem. Yea...So both of u 2 just explore tgt

[Big Sexy]

Do like what samster DNAT does... he fuck spiders..

on a more serious note... this type of thing no need to teach...
do it a few more times and you automatic know how to..
part of human nature..

Originally Posted by Eyeshield21

All valid suggestions are welcome. Thanks!

[fish128]

bro you can go Free Porn Videos - XVIDEOS.COM to see

[sky_liner2]

Hmmm......ask you mama

[Schneider]

Originally Posted by BT8888

Read these:-

How To Discover the Best Sex Positions | How To Do Things.com

Sex Positions Pictures - Pictures of Various Sex Positions

Sex tip of the Day - Week of September 28th, 2009 - AskMen.com

Very useful links, Bro.

[Oralcraz]

Originally Posted by Eyeshield21

hi bros, thanks for the suggestions and the helpful links.
is expected, got zapped by some bros here for being newbie.
once again, sorry for being one and i guess those who zapped me haven't been a newbie before.
please keep the suggestions coming. thanks!

I second Geminizzzzz suggestion as you already having problem doing it with your gf. After the WL's session, you will not be kan chiong anymore.. Not mean to encourage you to look for WL's but they are experience with newbie like you.