Merry-XXXmas! Female FB wanted! ;p

[Narcissus]

Hello to all readers.

First off, Merry Xmas to y'all.

So.. here I am, guilty as charged, seeking for a female FB.
I've never had one all my life and as such, the thought of having one excites me.

It is said that the grass is always greener on the other side.. So I'll keep my fingers crossed as I beam with optimism.

Here's a little about me:

1) Chinese.
2) 178cm tall, weighing 65kg with a lean and slightly athletic build.
3) I can't judge my own physical appearance but let's put it this way; I've been told that I'm easy on the eyes.
4) Single and ready to mingle.
5) Seeking attractive ladies who can form proper sentences, hold up good conversations and have a good personality.

For parties who are keen, kindly do drop me an email to arrange for further rendezvouses/liaisons at:

[email protected]

Thank you for your time and have a wonderful year ahead. Cheers.

[smartke]

Originally Posted by Narcissus

5) Seeking attractive ladies who can form proper sentences, hold up good conversations and have a good personality.

For parties who are keen, kindly do drop me an email to arrange for further rendezvouses/liaisons at:

[email protected]

Thank you for your time and have a wonderful year ahead. Cheers.

hmmmmm.......... somethin to ponder upon...

1. wat makes u think tat attractive ladies will email u?
2. r u trying to say "attractive ladies cant form proper sentences?"
3. r u trying to say "attractive ladies cant hold up gd conversations?"
4. r u also trying to say "attractive ladies dun hv gd personality?"

for cryin out loud... u r lookin for fb, NOT wife! wat makes u think u deserved those fb qualities tat u mentioned? u hv better quality than any other guys here?

anyway, gd luck & all the best!

[zacarie]

Originally Posted by Narcissus

Seeking attractive ladies who can form proper sentences, hold up good conversations and have a good personality.

i am attractive... always get alot of attention from strangers..
I can form a proper sentence.. and hold a good conversation.. these strangers will talking to me, getting entertained by me..
I'm sure i have a good personality if not y these strangers would approach me..

But... i must stress.. these incidents happened 20yrs ago..

all the best in ur search!

[smartke]

Originally Posted by zacarie

i am attractive... always get alot of attention from strangers..
I can form a proper sentence.. and hold a good conversation.. these strangers will talking to me, getting entertained by me..
I'm sure i have a good personality if not y these strangers would approach me..
But... i must stress.. these incidents happened 20yrs ago..

all the best in ur search!

chey... ONLY 20yrs ago... thot u gonna say 40yrs ago... :-p

"i am attractive... always get alot of attention from strangers.."
of cos u r... small little kid always get lotsa attention! jus like my niece who is only 13mths now. very cute!

"I can form a proper sentence.. and hold a good conversation.. these strangers will talking to me, getting entertained by me.."
well, my nephew is 4yo now. he always say somethin tat nobody cld possibly think of. it's funny, humorous & we all njoy a gd laugh!

"I'm sure i have a good personality if not y these strangers would approach me.."
based on the 1st & 2nd facts tat i mentioned above, if nobody approach u, it's either u r an alien tat ppl worried of, or a monster tat ppl scared of...

so ts, i'm indirectly given u some hints. better b grateful to me. gd luck!

[zacarie]

Originally Posted by smartke

chey... ONLY 20yrs ago... thot u gonna say 40yrs ago... :-p
...
so ts, i'm indirectly given u some hints. better b grateful to me. gd luck!

Say 40, i feel so damn old. so minus and divide abit lah.. Cut me some slack let me say 20 can right? Haha.

hints.. pls remember.. tt was (__ minus/divide __ =) 20yrs ago...

[Narcissus]

Originally Posted by smartke

hmmmmm.......... somethin to ponder upon...

1. wat makes u think tat attractive ladies will email u?
2. r u trying to say "attractive ladies cant form proper sentences?"
3. r u trying to say "attractive ladies cant hold up gd conversations?"
4. r u also trying to say "attractive ladies dun hv gd personality?"

for cryin out loud... u r lookin for fb, NOT wife! wat makes u think u deserved those fb qualities tat u mentioned? u hv better quality than any other guys here?

anyway, gd luck & all the best!

What an aggressive response..

1. I hold nothing but optimism and faith in my search.
2. I am certainly not implying that, I'm just saying it would be a plus point.
3. I am certainly not implying that, I'm just saying it would be a plus point.
4. I am certainly not implying that, I'm just saying it would be a plus point.

I'm just being greedy in my search and.. rather hopeful.

Why do I feel like I deserve such a woman? Well.. I for one know that it's a two-way street and I certainly know how to appreciate and reciprocate.

Whether I have better qualities or not, I cannot judge. No one can. It's rather one's personal taste and preference.

Though you have pointed out a good point that I'm seeking a FB and not a wife.

So I am assuming if a FB relationship is purely physical, those in it can have rotten attitudes and poor social skills so long as they wanna bone? That's an interesting perspective there, my friend.

Sorry for the lengthy reply! Nice meeting you btw. Could use useful tips from a veteran in the field.

[smartke]

Originally Posted by Narcissus

What an aggressive response..

1. I hold nothing but optimism and faith in my search.
2. I am certainly not implying that, I'm just saying it would be a plus point.
3. I am certainly not implying that, I'm just saying it would be a plus point.
4. I am certainly not implying that, I'm just saying it would be a plus point.

I'm just being greedy in my search and.. rather hopeful.

Why do I feel like I deserve such a woman? Well.. I for one know that it's a two-way street and I certainly know how to appreciate and reciprocate.

Whether I have better qualities or not, I cannot judge. No one can. It's rather one's personal taste and preference.

Though you have pointed out a good point that I'm seeking a FB and not a wife.

So I am assuming if a FB relationship is purely physical, those in it can have rotten attitudes and poor social skills so long as they wanna bone? That's an interesting perspective there, my friend.

Sorry for the lengthy reply! Nice meeting you btw. Could use useful tips from a veteran in the field.

1st & foremost, we hv NOT met. pls dun anyhow pull connection.

2ndly, it's not agressive. it's somethin u said it out loud. now, u tryin to twist it ard by sayin tat "it would be a plus point". how come u din hv such remark in the 1st plc?

3rdly, do use ur BIG brain, and NOT ur SMALL brain to think. rem, u r seekin for fb & askin for response. if she has "rotten attitudes" & "poor social skills", u can find out aft u both met. statin tis --> "5) Seeking attractive ladies who can form proper sentences, hold up good conversations and have a good personality." here, not only u wun get any response, but also shown disrespect to the ladies here.

lastly... young man, u really hv some kind of attitude. thot u wld understand some of the earlier comments, but i guess u still usin ur SMALL head to think.

anyway, i rest my case. again, gd luck!

[alan0338]

guarantee tis christmas wont get liao, pls try again next christmas

[Apocalypse]

Originally Posted by smartke

lastly... young man, u really hv some kind of attitude. thot u wld understand some of the earlier comments, but i guess u still usin ur SMALL head to think.

anyway, i rest my case. again, gd luck!

Forgive him for he does not know.

And that's not optimistic. He is a Narssist , meaning the only person he talks to or fucked before is his shadow. Of cos he want a FB that can talk well. Cos his shadow doesn't talk.