Adventure in little Joo Chiat

[chew13]

The day before was a hot Sunday afternoon that ended in disappointment. I had been suffering severe withdrawal syndrome as I haven't had enough money to visit China for more than 3 months. Oh... I really miss all the SYT with BTT in the motherland and all the cute masseurs in tennis skirts from Prince Hotel in Zha Mu Tuo who will give me a good rub down and yet seductively arouse me during the course of the massage and end it off nicely with any that my dick desires, all for a price that is unmatched in Singapore.

So here I was, after withdrawing from Singapore cheong scene for a couple of years, back in Joo Chiat, where I had read many wonderful stories that the brothers had along this particular stretch of Singapore.

I am hitting blind here, not being guided by any FRs or names. Walking down from where I parked, I passed many TN joints where many aunties will leap out as soon as I walk close to their shop and cry out their standard sales pitch, "Yao ang mo ma?" to which I politely decline, ever hopeful that I will be able to see a pretty face in the next joint. Finally arriving at the end on Joo Chiat after walking almost the entire stretch of it, I still see no pretty face and decided to just pop into the joint that I just past since I am getting pretty drenched in sweat (The sun had been unkind and the clouds uncooperative).

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FR #1:
Shop Name : Tai Yang Cheng Health Massage (Sun City Health Massage)
Address : 473 Joo Chiat Road

I was led into a tiny cubicle that had its wall plastered with posters of Stephanie Sun and several artefacts hanging from the wall, which I presume are for Feng Shui purposes.

Shortly after, a young girl came in. Not much of a looker but acceptable. She told me that she is 21 and are from JB. Apparently she just started work 2 months ago and was a salesgirl previously back home. Her Mo Sha and massage skills are nothing to shout about and seemingly avoid all contacts with the pubic and groin area. Although she asked if I will like to extend, I decline as I had the feeling that even with an extension, there will not be much an improvement to her skills.

Name : Xiao Ling
Age : 21
Looks : 5/10 (with braces)
Mo Sha : 2/10
Massage : 2/10
Damage : $30 (1hr massage) + $10 (Mo Sha)
RTF : Maybe after I had done all the shops in Joo Chiat
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After coming out from the shop, I cross the street and walk back in the direction where I came from. Pass by yet another couples of shops with fat aunties, I finally hit this shop where an attractive fair skin girl wearing a tight top that shows off her ample cleavage and a pair of low cut jeans that exposes her trim mid-riff. She opens the door and ask if I will like to have a massage. Why, yes of course!

Ahh... I must be in luck, or so I thought........

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FR #2
Shop Name : Yun Du Foot Reflexology & Acupressure
Address : 422 Joo Chiat Road

She led me to a cubicle, told me to undress and then she went out and draw the curtains closed. I disrobed, wrapped the towel around my waist and lie on the bed anxiously waiting for her return. When the curtain was drawn open, I got the biggest shock of my life (yes, even worse than the time when I got robbed and stabbed in 2000). In came a humanoid looking "lady" (I'm still not sure) that could only had escaped from a freak show and she asked me how long do I want to massage. I gathered my senses and told her just 40 mins and I am here to just get some eye shut so she can just give me a hard rub down on my shoulder and back.

Man, did I keep my eye shut all the time. Luckily time flies by and she did exactly what I told her and nothing more and I got out of the cublicle as soon as possible. I went to the toilet to take a piss and saw more unattractive ladies there. I grabbed a name card before I left to post this FR so you guys can be warned. Sigh, the recep is sure an attractive thing but no way I am coming back again.

Name : Who cares. (Though a her collegue called her Ma Yi, for Ant I presume)
Looks : 0/10 (is it possible to give 0?)
Massage : 4/10
Damage : $26 (40 min massage)
RTF: NO FUCKING WAY!!! It was such a ruse by placing such an eye candy in the front. Simply a differential between heaven and hell if you get my drift.
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I continue in the direction where I parked, cross the road half way and was accosted by a 30+ PRC standing in front of a provision shop. Her looks was like 5/10. Was offered $28 for an hour and again I declined, not believing that I am really down on my luck and couldn't find a single good one.

Finally, I came upon a Hotel 81 and just beside it was this banner that says $23 for 45 mins / $28 for 1 hr, pointing up to the 2nd floor. What the heck, let me give it a try as I swaggered up the stairs.

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FR #3:
Shop Name : Eternal Foot And Body Works
Address : 175A Joo Chiat Road

A sleepy looking receptionist ask me how long do I want and I told her, well 45 mins first and I can extend if the work is good. She told me that I had to pay now and so I handed over $23 and went into room 5.

The room is rather big, compared to the 2 cubicles that i was just in and it had an attached shower. There is no massage bed, just a thin mattress on the floor with dirtier bedsheet that I had when I was in army.

I took a quick shower and in came a gorilla from Guang Dong. Oh shit. So proceeded with the usual minimal 10 mins backrub and was told to turn over. She started rubbing on my dick and asked if I will like to have an handjob and I told her not really. Then came the usual tactic that most HC girls use that goes by, "We only get paid a few dollars for the massage and blah... blah... blah...". I asked her how much and she reply $50, to which I told her no way, the most I will pay is $30. She counterback at $40, all the while still rubbing on my dick, and I insisted if she wants, take my $30 or continue on the back rub since I am not really gian anyway.

After a little hesitation, she agreed and give a not so bad handjob while I fantasize that it was the cute recep (back in FR #2) that was doing the work. Finally shoot and there was 5 mins left so I took another shower to wash off all the oil, got dressed and left.

Name : Dunno
Looks : 2/10
Massage : 2/10
HJ : 5/10
Damage : $23 (45 mins massage) + $30 (HJ)
RTF: Nope. This place feels more like an HC (abit a very run down one) than a tuina. I absolutely hate it when the masseurs are more interested in getting my rocks off than giving a massage and tells cock and bull stories when I refuse. Well, if they are young and pretty or looks like one of my ex-gfs, then it will be a different story.
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Hmm.. I guess I am indeed down on my luck. Guess I will have to skip cheonging for a while and tahan until I have enough money to cheong China again. Hope you guys had a good read, over and out for now.

[Sweetprcbabes2]

actually wanted to try JC this coming friday...

maybe stick to GL... thanks for the info..

[owen10]

i salute u for yr undying spirit bro ... one day chiong 3 TN joints u buay tired, buay sian meh?

u have made a good effort with a lengthy n detailed FR; I sympathised that u had a really bad day, yr luck was really rotten. in d process hope u have learnt some valuable lessons here which other bros, esp d newbies will want to take note:

1) i thk u made d same mistake 3 times. 3x, u didnt ask which is d gal who's goin to service u. i thk either u assumed it's d same gal who lead u into d room or u may have decided to leavit to fate. well, if u r goin for looks my advice is that next time, if u find a gal who catches yr eye, ask if she's d one goin to svc u. very frequently, d angpais or chio ones r reserved or booked by d regulars. if they give u an ugly gal, juz reject.

2) u could have done some homewk 1st b4 goin down. there were many discussions on JC in tis forum, several of those i've read which d gals r chio, n prices reasonable too. beauties r scattered all ard in JC, it depends on yrslf how u unearth.

I thk yr lesson was quite costly: 30+10+26+23+30= $119, somemore with no satisfaction. with this amt u could have gotten a good bonk with a SYT in GL. Or maybe a few bonks in China?

well.... i guess its not you day afterall....

Personally, i feel that at JC, the PUBs are the most happening!!!
Places like Jazzy 51, Blue Lagoon, Blue Star etc... etc.... seems to br great places to unwind after a hard days work...
Of course, with the plentiful of Viets there, things can get very interesting too..... Have met some very nice and pleasant ladies who will come around and "Butterfly".... and some ruba ruba ;-)

I will classify these places as cheap thrill..... (NOT meaning that prices are cheap) Just that its easy to sit in and have a good time... people watch and have the options of many "entertainers" who will fly by to get our attention.


As for the TN joints, its very SOP and is best for "quickies" in the afternoons when there is nothing better to do....
Have visited some of them and felt that my back and @L@ had seen better days and treatments..... (Just my opinions)
Its more like going to the butcher..... and donating blood at the expense of our thinning wallets.

Like what many people have said..... you pay peanuts and you get monkeys :-(

NOW..... the best thing about JC are the HOTELS!!!
Everyone is GOOD and clean.... nice places to bring our partners to spend some quiet sensual time to catch up on some loving ;-)

Cheers,

Den

[gigantic_tk]

There are about 5 to 6 TN along JC from Katong Mall side. Have seened some pretty PRC gals in 2 or 3 of these joints. It seems to have more choices from this stretch of road from JC/East Coast Road. No time to try hence no report lor.

[Mercenary19]

Originally Posted by chew13

Hmm.. I guess I am indeed down on my luck. Guess I will have to skip cheonging for a while and tahan until I have enough money to cheong China again. Hope you guys had a good read, over and out for now.

Bro chew13

Pity your situation there but must admire your courage and persistence. Well for me please read the thread below.

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread...1&page=7&pp=15

As I'm more fortunate than you. Got a better encounter with Xiao Xue. Maybe next time you can try Golden Phoenix. Hope you have better luck next time. Cheers!

[planethollywood]

My sympathies to you. I know what it's like as I've experienced it before. Sometimes, got arse luck, would get one 'cannot-make-it' masseuse, so not satisfied will straight away go to another TNS and guess what? got another even worse looking than the previous one.
Also happened before, went tui na on three consecutive days, and three times, very sway. What to do, always want to try new places . . .
Of course, there are also good days/ weeks when each tui na session turned out above average, but that's another story.

[GoGoGo]

Here got quite a number of malaysians... but all aunties lah... massage like HC touch here touch there... then ask for special... ever tried bj for $40... the old malaysian aunties like quite desperate cus of the influx of PRC pdmms... but be prepared to be super "short-changed" on time here.

[GoGoGo]

Here IMHO is a black shop... went there 3x.... always kena cheated by the gal at the door... end up with a "buang" faced auntie.. try at own risk.

[GoGoGo]

Bros interested in TN may wanna try those nearer Katong side... 101 not bad, nice decor... aunties also "okay", dun expect super chio-bus... but price a little on high-side. If remember correctly, there's this 10 times get 1 free promo.. hahaha... like coffeebean...

China City also not bad lah... but damn sian, kena con once... ask me whether massage want oil, then end up paying $10 more cus its not normal oil but aromatherapy oil... bros beware of this.

Overall massage not bad, just that this 2 places close quite early at around 10pm-11pm... special possible to start at $30...

[notsonewbird]

Originally Posted by GoGoGo

Bros interested in TN may wanna try those nearer Katong side... 101 not bad, nice decor... aunties also "okay", dun expect super chio-bus... but price a little on high-side. If remember correctly, there's this 10 times get 1 free promo.. hahaha... like coffeebean...

China City also not bad lah... but damn sian, kena con once... ask me whether massage want oil, then end up paying $10 more cus its not normal oil but aromatherapy oil... bros beware of this.

Overall massage not bad, just that this 2 places close quite early at around 10pm-11pm... special possible to start at $30...

be careful of this 101 place. nice deco yes, expensive yes, but aunties not okay. got malaysian there too, standard also not okay.

just imho

[chew13]

Originally Posted by owen10

i salute u for yr undying spirit bro ... one day chiong 3 TN joints u buay tired, buay sian meh?

u have made a good effort with a lengthy n detailed FR; I sympathised that u had a really bad day, yr luck was really rotten. in d process hope u have learnt some valuable lessons here which other bros, esp d newbies will want to take note:

1) i thk u made d same mistake 3 times. 3x, u didnt ask which is d gal who's goin to service u. i thk either u assumed it's d same gal who lead u into d room or u may have decided to leavit to fate. well, if u r goin for looks my advice is that next time, if u find a gal who catches yr eye, ask if she's d one goin to svc u. very frequently, d angpais or chio ones r reserved or booked by d regulars. if they give u an ugly gal, juz reject.

2) u could have done some homewk 1st b4 goin down. there were many discussions on JC in tis forum, several of those i've read which d gals r chio, n prices reasonable too. beauties r scattered all ard in JC, it depends on yrslf how u unearth.

I thk yr lesson was quite costly: 30+10+26+23+30= $119, somemore with no satisfaction. with this amt u could have gotten a good bonk with a SYT in GL. Or maybe a few bonks in China?

Haha.. I was (and still am) suffering from 'China SYT with BTT withdrawal syndrome' so a little adventure is in order to temporarily relieve my 'seow cheong nou'.

It's pretty expensive especially when considering that I didn't get much out of it, but well, my misfortunes at the 3 centers can be serve as a guide to all brothers who cheong JC-TN to avoid these three shops. Maybe there might be gems there, but try at your own risk.

[Pokimon1]

Originally Posted by gigantic_tk

There are about 5 to 6 TN along JC from Katong Mall side. Have seened some pretty PRC gals in 2 or 3 of these joints. It seems to have more choices from this stretch of road from JC/East Coast Road. No time to try hence no report lor.

Hey any Bro tried this place called DONG FANG HONG in JC.(near E.Coast Rd)
I just drove past and saw two very chio birds. Don't know if PRC or Local.
Looks fair - Big Boobs. Cock still standing.

I am interested in Massage followed by FJ.

Can anybody give some guidance, if you have tried?

[Sypnotic]

Threadstarter bad to hear of ur plight. Actually for a decent hard rub in joo chiat there is only one which is the Thai massage opposite the hotel 81. If u your brother wan activities wif syt, you can go to hawaii massage and there is already a thread started there... Some girls are really friendly and give u a gd rub and gd service. Read up the thread u'll noe

[machoman]

"Hmm.. I guess I am indeed down on my luck. Guess I will have to skip
cheonging for a while and tahan until I have enough money to cheong China again. Hope you guys had a good read, over and out for now."
Quoted from post#1 by Chew13

Thanks for the post. LOL when you wrote of the 2 "lovely" ladies serving you.

To make sure what you gonna get, always choose and tell the gal that you want her to serve you or else you gonna get strange-looking masseuses of a different age and size from your expectation.