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Any Portable CB Where Can Replace DIY HJ
Where can find any portable CB where can use it anywhere anytime to bonk instead of using DIY HJ? I tried using a hold on a water melon but does not seem so comfortable.
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Re: Any Portable CB Where Can Replace DIY HJ
Hahahaha......... Watermelon. This has gotta be the funniest since American Pie!!
Go sex shop buy masturbator lor. At least it is soft and smooth, not grainy like watermelon. |
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Get a fresh sotong, remove the head, use it as a hand tool, after finish cook it n eat. One stone kills 2 birds
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just go those sex shops lor.....range from 50-60 for the simple masturbators that can be easily held to wank off....or 180+ for those high-end cyberskin-kind mock CB and anus that u can use to practice fucking...
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The sotong is the best...as recommended by one bro here.
Why else would they call it the "Fisherman's BEST Friend"?
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Bro TS, use Sotong la. If hungry Liao can eat raw...Sashimi!
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Tenga ? Cheap and good !
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japan sex dolly. lols stimulate the real deal.
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lolzzzz this is so funny
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HAHAHAHHAaa using a WATERMELON..? =.=""!!!! Bro, u may try using honeymelon, much more tension....
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Could u at least share wif us how u melon-fuck in the first place? Do u like drill a hole in the melon and fuck it? Or cut it in half and fuck it? Wat do u do wif the watermelon wen u are done? Have u tried durians? The flesh inside is soft and luscious...creamy on the outside and when u prise open the husk....it splits like a virgina... ![]()
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Re: Any Portable CB Where Can Replace DIY HJ
Why not use papaya? when you cut into halve, the hole is already there for you to poke..
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haha bro this is funny~~ lol.
u can try some of the online sex toys blogshop. ![]() i have lobangs u can pm me for them. |
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