Disgusting?

[Derelict]

Hi, this would essentially be my 1st thread in here at SBF. The content herein might seem appropriate for Sexual Health Issues forum but I felt otherwise. Its a rhetorical monologue by a guy name Shal which was pointed out by my gf not long ago. Please read it with an open mind and see if you find it funny like I have.

Recently, I had a revelation while taking a leak. We have been told since childhood to wash our hands after "using the toilet." OK, I can see a possible health benefit of not spreading hepatitis-A after wiping your ass, but why wash our hands after taking a leak. This revelation was prompted by hanging out with a bunch of women and realizing that any one of them would have put my dick in their mouth as is, including if it had a drop of piss on the tip. So, begs the question, why wash my hands?

Women, who usually have more juicy parts to touch down there than do men. I remember my first time going down on a girl, an impulsive act on a hot July day when I pulled down the front of her panties and stuck my tongue into the sweaty dampness of her pubes and found her moist clit. I was under the influence of total sexual excitement at the time, so touching her smelly, nasty parts with my tongue seemed the right thing to do. And I'm still here; it didn't kill me. So again the question arises, why wash your hands after pissing, knowing that people have survived after licking all the sweaty parts you touched with your hand, and even survived that little bitter drop of piss hanging at your urethra?

Most guys cite the "3-second rule" (or 5 or more depending how gross they are) when eating something that has fallen on the floor. Most women I've asked won't eat anything off the floor even if it could be retrieved after one second. Depending on my assessment of the floor, I will usually pick dry food up and eat it, as will most guys. When I get aghast looks from others I simply tell them, if they knew where my tongue has been they'd understand. Yes, in my lifetime of intimacy, I have licked EVERY inch of the human body (and a few inches inside).

Which brings us back to that handwashing thing after using the toilet, maybe even after wiping your ass. I don't think all the being who put me in this mindset would lick my anus, but a sizeable number of them would. I've been there, done that to girls over the years. Sort of play it by nose whether you stick your tongue into every crack, but if the excitement is intense enuf and the asshole cute enuf I've rimmed away oblivious to hygiene. (Oh yeah, I've also been vaccinated for hepatitis-A).

Again, I ask, where are our limits when we throw out the old common knowledge of hygiene? I have gone counter to all the things taught me in childhood and have survived quite a few years in the process.

Not only have I licked smelly feet, armpits, genitals and buttholes, I've even stuck my tongue inside other peoples' spitty mouths and survived – happily. Disgusting when you think about it, but quite compulsive at the time of doing it.

Interesting isnt it?

[GhostRay]

Is all part of their mind. And is depend which head is controlling them at the moment.

[temperance]

Originally Posted by Derelict

Hi, this would essentially be my 1st thread in here at SBF. The content herein might seem appropriate for Sexual Health Issues forum but I felt otherwise. Its a rhetorical monologue by a guy name Shal which was pointed out by my gf not long ago. Please read it with an open mind and see if you find it funny like I have.


Interesting isnt it?

Very... Food for thought indeed.

[KK_Klan]

Yes! It's extremely revolting to me. But some people like it,especially the damn japs. Even if the shit is fake, it's still kinda disturbing for me to know that people enjoy this sort of stuff.

KK_Klan

[enzyme]

for me, not so on the disgusting part.
i do pick up food on the table, floor to eat.

but i have a weak stomach, so i have to be careful of my hygiene. i do get the runs quite easily.

[qw2op]

if u take away all his digressions n so-called justifications ... his pt is on justifying dat he need nt wash his hands after he p-ed ...

aiya, ppl gt wash hands or nt after p-ing most of ze time u oso won't noe 1 wad ... dey will tell u 1 meh? ... but, me noe of such ppl around oso ...

last time @ my ex-office, my ex-boss, big director dat time den later big deputy ceo no less, oso lidat 1 ... gt 1 time, 1 fella saw him no wash hands after he p-ed n big-mouth spread ze word ... den evry1 try nt 2 shake hands wif him after dat ...

[crazsex]

Bro, whatever u choose to do, be it licking that juicy pussy or ass-rim, be it it going to be your first or the million gal that you are doing it to. Or even dropped food from the floor to washing your hands after you've completed yr done at the loo, it all about personal hygiene. A collective of events with a collective amount of gems can cause a person to be sick or sometimes been hospitalised for some major illness. Just my 2-cents concern to you, bro.

[triple h]

hygiene baby hygiene.........

[GhostRay]

Originally Posted by TD042

damm,thx bro ghost for that

You are most welcome..... Muhahahahaha.